Rage Quit – Guitar Hero Metallica | Rooster Teeth

Rage Quit – Guitar Hero Metallica | Rooster Teeth

Look at this asshole, look at him, he’s about to get DESTROYED on the guitar! Wait, wha-…alright. Holy shit, what-? What the…fuck?! WHAT?! LOOK AT HIS SCORE–10,000?! OKAY, MY FUCKIN’ GUITAR’S NOT WORKING! Wait–DUDE! I only have four fucking fingers! How can I have five buttons?! And NO, the thumb is not a fucking finger, it’s a thumb! If my thumb was longer, like I could hit the gree- W-WHAT?!! HE’S GOT 20,000?!! Dude! Look, look, look- I’m hitting the blue, and it’s not working! If my blue is working, he’d be fucking DEAD, this guy! Really? Who the, what the fuck?! Am I supposed to be Goro?! How do I hit all those buttons?! I only have two fucking hands! Alright, is this even a real song?! Seriously? Did a fucking human make this? I bet the fucking machine from War Games made this fucking song! This is ridiculous! This is like a super computer, what the…Okay. Fucking–Somebody send this message to Bill Gates, because we all know he monitors Xbox Live, and tell him *censored username* is a fuckin’ CHEATER! He’s–Dude, he’s GOTTA have a modded Xbox! Look at him, he’s got a *blerg blergh* WHAT?! I have 6,600, he’s got 57,000, That’s like, 13 times my… No, that’s 15 TIMES my score! Alright, now I got–no, wait! Dude, Okay, if they just give me one fucking color– Alright, now I got it, now he’s done. Now he’s done. Alright, dude…dude, Is this–IS THIS PRO FACE OFF, OR IS THIS, FUCKIN’–BATTLE?! BECAUSE HE’S DEFINITELY FUCKING ME UP!! This–This guy’s a fucking cheater! People play with fucking cheaters?! This is ridiculous. OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH–84,000! Fuck this! Guess-Guess what?! GUESS WHAT!? I’M OUT OF THE FUCKIN’ BAND! FUCK YOU!! *guitar drop*

100 thoughts to “Rage Quit – Guitar Hero Metallica | Rooster Teeth”

  1. I always come back to this video

    I love it when the single line of red shows up and he's all like "oh now I got it now he's done. Now he's done.

  2. i am a profressional guitar player and personally love guitar hero,and trust me, im dammn good but, seeing this, is just … sad

  3. this is not guitar hero metallica
    the notes in guitar hero metallica have the same looks in guitar hero 3
    and it has no hammer-ons and pull-ons and has see-through notes

  4. This was me playing team slayer in halo 2 once. One of the dudes on their team had like 20 kills no deaths. WTF!? I managed to break his streak and get 2 measly kills, which is an accomplishment to me.

  5. lol coming back to this vid after 5 months and still think this is sad…………


  6. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Dude has ten thousand and Michael complains his controllers not working man I came back to this video about 600 times and I still laugh my ass off every single time ๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. He's the only person I've ever watched to have trouble with this song. and newsflash, your battrey are dying buddy that's why it wasn't working haha

  9. you don't need your thumb soysause only four fingers first green first finger and then red with the middle finger then yellow third finger and the blue is the last finger not your thumbย  and then go —> little bit to the orange and you should get it. just saying to make you get better at Guitar Hero Metallica pls don't send mean stuff to me I just wanted rooster teeth to know or if its broken buy a new one or not if you reaily do not want to play just saying ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Me playing Guitar Hero 3: "Holy crap this is hard!!!!"

    Me playing Guitar Hero Live: "WHAT THE F**K MAN??????!!!!! HOW THE F**K AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS S**T??????!!!!!!!!

  11. โ€œDude I only four f$&@ing fingers. How can I hit 5 buttons?! And no, my thumb is not a f$&@ing finger. Itโ€™s a thumb.โ€ I died laughing for like 10 minutes!๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. That guy beating Michael was actually my older brother playing Guitar Hero: Metallica on beginners mode hehe XD.
    No seriously that was my older brother

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