100 thoughts to “Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb”

  1. All right. Who let the Tang drinking Tangerine Turd see that new movie STAR WARS? Now Space Private Bone Spurs Trump and Space Cadet Pence are on some silly preadolescent kick called SPACE FORCE. I wonder how many more ways those 2 BONEHEADS will dream up to waste our tax dollars.

    TURN BLUE IN 2020! Let's get these 2 little bastards back in elementary school WHERE THEY BELONG!

  2. meanwhile all countries of the world have agreed to NOT weaponize space.
    international space station is to reinforce the idea that we need to get along not take aggression into space.

  3. "Ass-backwards fuร—ร—ery" : (As the rest of the world so eloquently phrases it). Or – in English : "Good ol' fashioned American Ignorance & Stupidity"

  4. fyi: For Anyone who does not know, the original quote is Actually: "That's one small step for A man; one giant leap for mankind."

  5. The question is what the fuck do we need all of this power for? We don't even have an enemy who's a direct threat to our national security. We never had since WWII, and even that was a little suspicious.

  6. if trumpzilla has the money for this frackous. then someone please tell me why is he making military families suffer for a useless wall.

  7. How is trump gonna pay for space force, he sent all of the military money to the wall building project that Mexico was to pay for. Bitcoin maybe

  8. Space Force! Why not? To simple minds, it fits in with Airforce, Land Force, and Water Force. This is our president(!)?

  9. I must give propers to you and the other late night hosts. You are the ones who will be a big factor of in Trump's defeat in 2020, not the democratic politicians. Please keep up the good hilarious work!

  10. Just watch isabel trump should really be proud of him self making her leave an lose her treatment ! I dont think hitler or putin would sink this low but they dont belong to republican party !

  11. Well some of us know the truth and NASA is a fraud and so are you. But you do have a very interesting late night show. Not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

  12. So obvious that Mr Colbert has something that needs to remain hidden, he is non stop vocal about President Trump. Could be Mr Colbert needs to keep some things hidden and undisclosed? he sure is nervous about something. The truth always comes out. Our Lady Hammer of heretics ora pro nobis

  13. [1:11] Space is just like the air and sea that it happens to not contain any of? Please, just tell me the fighter aircraft thing has to do with the next segment or something.

  14. We already have a space force. It's called USAF Space Command. Trump wants to spend $billions on an additional bureaucracy and add no new capability. Like his border fence, It's another Trump boondoggle

  15. Stupid doesn't even come close. This idea of putting soldiers into space is ludicrous.

    One small problem (apart from all the others): You can't use guns in space

    Bullets in space ( Low Earth Orbit is where most of our stuff is) don't fall down, they just keep going & going until they hit something – & even then they'll punch right through it (spaceships are very, very lightweight) & follow a huge arc around the planet back to hit you from behind .

    Much more importantly, Shrapnel doesn't fall down, it stays in orbit with you ! So now, instead of a single enemy, you've now got a cloud of sharp bits of metal flying towards you at 20,000 km/h ( 12,428 m/h )!

    This will stay there, periodically smashing into you & all of your extremely expensive Scientific / Spy / Telecommunications Satellites for decades ..!

    There are bolts, gloves & other bits of junk that have been up there since the 1970s ! NASA is tracking something like 25,000 pieces of stuff "larger than a baseball" , that're all still whizzing 'round at Orbital Velocities equating to several times the speed of a high velocity bullet – at which speed, anything becomes utterly lethal !

    ~ ~ ~

    Pretty much the only thing worse than guns in space, would be putting Weapons of Mass Distruction into orbit. Only 100km above your head. For years & years…

  16. So Trump wants a new arms race in space, and have all but the richest tax payers ( I use the term, richest tax payers, loosely) pay for it?
    Is it his intention that Russia and China will take the bait and start throwing money at their own space force?
    Meanwhile in the US we are being taxed to death by this mad scheme, hoping that Russia and China will run out of money faster?
    Even here on Earth we have International waters, in our Oceans.
    So will there be International space?
    Talk about redefining boarders! this is absolute madness.

  17. Don't worry folks, just one more year and then our world can get back to normal. It'll just be like The Bahamas, who are picking up after Dorian. Hurricane Donald has settled on us, but he'll be gone soon. Hang in there.

  18. With Space Force, we will be able to go to take on Space-Australia. No longer will space-dingoes eat our space-babies, plus we shall protect the space-ducks.

  19. On a related note… Perhaps now that President Trump and Kim Jong Un are like peas and carrots, the now beloved "Rocket Man" may be able to contribute a few ideas regarding this new BIGLY YUGE reality show called SPACE FORCE which our esteemed Preznit has brought us, because he's a Very Stable Genius who knows all the best words and builds things. That's what he does. Builds things. But of course there are more important things he needs to deal with right now, the top three priorities being:

    1. Overseeing the completion of concentration camps at the Southern Border, and applying his yuge signature in bold black Magic Marker to whatever Executive Orders are necessary for ICE to fill the cages with Brown People.

    2. Holding Hyper Partisan Bund type rallies and Wham Bam Thank You Mam Nuremberg Spectaculars to entertain and motivate crowds of our finest enthusiastic Murkin hillbillies.

    3. Checking in with Vlad Putin for directives and strategy updates – in return for the millions of dollars he was gifted by the Russian Mafia in the 80s and 90s so that he could financially recover from a series of real estate deals that were sabotaged by libtard child molesters who congregate in the basements of pizza restaurants that don't have basements.

  20. I have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in storage for the day this munter dies or is replaced, i hope the democrats choose a candidate of colour, he/she wins a landslide, Trump refuses to leave office and is jailed with his family, that will be a good day.

  21. Yeah orange man bad. It's because both Russia and China are working on space weapons. It's not about aliens. Before the end of the cold war they had a similar dept in the air force. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Space_Command

  22. "…to infinity and beyond…" Catchy. Gotta remember that one when l remember some of trump's more idiotic than usual proclamations. Looks like trump's great stable genius is rubbing off on pence.

  23. ๐Ÿ˜€ I was wondeeing why Stephen didn't take his jet pack off after his first flight around the stage! Than he took off on the second flight and I got my answer!๐Ÿ˜€

  24. Since Trump is the "creator" (not the almighty one, that he beieves he is the second coming of) of Space Force, does that make him the first Space Cadet?

  25. pence is a bible cultist and the cult backs up trump;s crimes, insanity and lies no matter what Laws, of man or god he violates. I'm sure pence's angry twisted god will fly the space force into space and beyond. trump, his wife, pence love to plagiarize speeches from other great speakers. Psycho pence and trump just wrong for America and the world.

  26. Aliens gonna wait a little longer so Trump can do the work of destroying the planet…..they have their popcorn at the ready

  27. Trump has given us a Roaring Economy / Record Low Unemployment / Taxes reduced / ISIS Destroyed / Gorsuch & Kavanaugh / Building a Wall / No Collusion, No Obstruction from Mueller Report / Over 400,000 Illegal Aliens Deported. / Great Stock Market / 25,000 jobs added every month ! Winning!

  28. How much of my tax dollars will be allocated for a damn Space Force? Canโ€™t find money to help hurricane victims but can find it for this stupid ass Idea

  29. How on earth do people find this bloke funny, heโ€™s awful! Trump is great! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  30. The Pence is the serious player of clownsโ€™ show. When the Mom is not round he seems high on dose. I think The Mom is only thing that ties his feet to ground otherwise he was way on levitation.

  31. I hate Trump and everything he stands for, but I hate to say, that NASA is a science organization, not a military force. After China demonstrated the power to destroy satellites and generated tons of debris in the orbit over a decade ago, India and Russia also showed their intention in this area. Also, when I typed China in Google's search bar, this is auto recommended: china dark side of the moon landing.

    My dear liberal fellows, please be wise and not fall into the conservatives' habit of denying anything before you take a closer look. One day when our whole GPS system is destroyed by our enemies, or if China built a military base on the dark side of the moon, we will be sitting ducks, and NASA won't be able to do anything to help us protect our democracy.


  32. America for decades: Why are we going back to the moon?

    Trump: we're going back to the Moon!

    Liberals: screeching noises

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