10 Types of Musicians on Mainstream Talent Shows

10 Types of Musicians on Mainstream Talent Shows


Hello. Who are you, darling? I’m a… classical violinist. Ffprprrrprr… I’m here to play the Chaconne. Best of luck. It’s so nice to see such young good-looking guys that play the violin cos usually they’re like bald and old, – and you know, a bit greasy. But you guys aren’t.
– But you haven’t seen them play yet. Well, that doesn’t have anything to do with it. – They look rather fine to me.
– But they’re not- Sharon… You’re gorgeous, too, baby. Hi, I’m a violinist. When I was 5 years old, I was diagnosed with a rare disease called… Viobola. Because of this unknown disease, I was bullied my whole life. People made fun of my sound. People made fun of my technique. People made fun of just… having… I don’t know why but I think… it’s the symptoms of the Viobola. Unfortunately… there’s no cure for it. And I was also bullied in high school. I just thought I’ll put that out there. I can’t wait to hear you. Now I’m going to play it… at 325 beats a minute!

100 thoughts to “10 Types of Musicians on Mainstream Talent Shows”

  1. these two funking idiot make them feel they are perfect lol…You two fools you have mental disorder real talk your skills is so funny and your face so funny too its look like alien literally dumb asshole 😂😂😂😂

  2. This two fogot is a steve terry berry wanna be but this two is so cheap so trying hard and all of your videos is not funny at all idiots! 🖕😂

  3. Hi,

    If you are already into talent shows, please let me introduce you to Hungarian show: Virtuosos (Virtuózok). It's been five years since it started, here is one of the contestants:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvev2TeCRbY

    For more details about the show, here is a wikipedai link in english:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtuosos_(TV_program)

  4. I think we need to address the elephant in the room…

    …and talk about how turned on Simon looked when he saw the hot chick.

  5. How to win America's Got Talent

    Step one, tell a sad story that may or may not be true.
    Step 2, play anything on any instrument, as long as it shows you had a little bit of experience.
    Step 3, get the golden buzzer.

  6. Im actually so happy they added the violin boy from this year. Was literally asking them to add it in cuz it was so fking comical and typical sob story from AGT. Viobola nice

  7. I just now noticed that when you speed up flight of the bumblebee the more it starts to sound like a bee buzzing a round in the air.

  8. Sometimes I felt like actually wanting to audition for AGT but then realizing how underappreciated actual talented musicians are, I change my mind about auditioning lol

  9. I guess youtube killed this type of shows (at least for musicians), since anyone talented enough will probably be there, leaving the show for gimmicks that have no long term entertaining value.

  10. I was taking a sip of my drink and then Brett went 'violbola' at 2:03 and I actually choked because I was laughing

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