Hello. Who are you, darling? I’m a… classical violinist. Ffprprrrprr… I’m here to play the Chaconne. Best of luck. It’s so nice to see such young good-looking guys that play the violin cos usually they’re like bald and old, – and you know, a bit greasy. But you guys aren’t.
– But you haven’t seen them play yet. Well, that doesn’t have anything to do with it. – They look rather fine to me.
– But they’re not- Sharon… You’re gorgeous, too, baby. Hi, I’m a violinist. When I was 5 years old, I was diagnosed with a rare disease called… Viobola. Because of this unknown disease, I was bullied my whole life. People made fun of my sound. People made fun of my technique. People made fun of just… having… I don’t know why but I think… it’s the symptoms of the Viobola. Unfortunately… there’s no cure for it. And I was also bullied in high school. I just thought I’ll put that out there. I can’t wait to hear you. Now I’m going to play it… at 325 beats a minute!